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[anyprice]

Hey there, fam!! Caught me at a bad time! I might be in between jobs or, heheh, in between worlds even!! Leave ol' Sampo a message and he'll get STRAIGHT back to you as soon as he can! You can count on me!

username: Mr.ColdFeet

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[throwmoreswords]

You have plenty of defenses you slab of meat. You absolute dorito of a human sculpture.

[ he's gonna keep poking at Sampo and looking for the spots that make him wiggle and squirm. ]

I would hope not, given that I was sold his services as something innovative and interesting... [ long stare for Sampo here.

and then the man starts giggling. ]

You people keep saying I'm stupid instead of using big boy words like abrasive or obnoxious, and now people think my lack of knowing how much of a banana costs is because I'm a moron and not because it's beneath my notice.

[anyprice]

Praise me more. [ yeah you knew this was coming. He's going to haphazardly try to defend himself, fingers going in gil's sleeves finally to try to trap his hands. Gotcha. ]

I mean, his services are innovative and interesting. A dozen barkeepers you've kept at your socials and I've liked MAAAYBE two of them? That woman with the halo was fun.

[ but that aside. ]

You're not stupid. You know, sometimes the prices of food fluctuates depending on the season! Who's to say a banana isn't 25c one day and 1.43 another?? Who even knows.

Like those sushi restaurants you like where you don't even get to know what you're paying for, much less what the prices is til' the end.