IC INBOX = KAISOU

[anyprice]

Hey there, fam!! Caught me at a bad time! I might be in between jobs or, heheh, in between worlds even!! Leave ol' Sampo a message and he'll get STRAIGHT back to you as soon as he can! You can count on me!

username: Mr.ColdFeet

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it chill it has also been A Week for me

[illucesco]

black order came in and wrecked people’s houses. afaik they targeted their own people—i figure as retribution for the dark hour.

some people will do anything not to pay out a severance package, i guess.

i’ll be fine. i’ll do my best not to attract too much attention, especially on account of my house guest, so i won’t be swinging by for a bit. sorry, i know i promised a round of mario kart.

smooshes u

[anyprice]

...That's so messed up. [ its a damn good thing this is a text, because otherwise there'd be unmistakable terror in Sam's voice.

He'll keep it together over text, at least. ]

I knew the Order was crazy, but that sort of thing is my literal nightmare.
Don't just sit there and text me that you'll be fine!
If you have a house guest who's a Target of the Order, it means you're a target too, dummy!
Mario Kart can wait!

smooshes back

[illucesco]

we’re a little bit past “messed up” now. “fucked up” might be better.

yeah, i know. it’s why i texted you to tell you to stay put. shit’s hitting the fan in a big way and there’s no telling where it’s going to splatter.

we’ll be careful. honestly i’m mostly more worried about what he’ll do to my apartment while he’s there. we don’t get along on the best of days.

Re: smooshes back

[anyprice]

you need to be more than careful. the Order are getting desperate. I already know what sort of shit they can do when they're only half paying attention--can't imagine what they'd get into when they're actually TRYING.

I figure we're one or two more altercations close to seeing Kaisou wiped off the map, you know??
Cults are TERRIFYING.

im going to be staying still. and when i have to leave the teapot, it wont be with my own face. and it'll be for such a short period of time it can be considered not leaving at all.

just.

let me know when/if shit starts to go south again?

...and, god forbid, if something actually. turns out well?

[illucesco]

[He figures it might be a little late for that. He'd helped kill one of the zealots himself, after all—at the very least he's already on their list.]

ordinary cults are terrifying. this one just amplifies all that terror. but if it helps—i remember that we went up against a monstrous threat, once, in my past life, and while it took a lot of pain and time to get there, we beat it in the end.

[It only took Noctis sacrificing his life to do it.]

but yeah. stay in the teapot for now. if anything changes you'll be the first to hear about it from me.